Wednesday, October 17, 2018

Pre-Preschool Episode 2

Setting. Dawn. Headlight-lit expressway.

Layna: Baby shark, do, do, do, do. Baby shark, do, do, do, do.

Me: Layna, are you eating your breakfast?

Layna: Oh, I forgot!

(5 seconds later.)

Layna: Mommy shark, do, do, do, do. Mommy shark, do, do...

Me: Layna, are you eating?

Layna: I forgot again!

(3 seconds later.)

Layna: Daddy shark, do, do, do, do. Daddy shark, do, do, do...

Me: Layna, did you forget again?

Layna: Oh! I keep forgetting!

(10 seconds later.)

Layna: (muffled chewing) Momma shark, do, do, do, do. Momma shark, do, do, do, do. (pause for a bite) Papa shark, do, do, do, do...

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