Setting. Dawn. Headlight-lit expressway.
Layna: Baby shark, do, do, do, do. Baby shark, do, do, do, do.
Me: Layna, are you eating your breakfast?
Layna: Oh, I forgot!
(5 seconds later.)
Layna: Mommy shark, do, do, do, do. Mommy shark, do, do...
Me: Layna, are you eating?
Layna: I forgot again!
(3 seconds later.)
Layna: Daddy shark, do, do, do, do. Daddy shark, do, do, do...
Me: Layna, did you forget again?
Layna: Oh! I keep forgetting!
(10 seconds later.)
Layna: (muffled chewing) Momma shark, do, do, do, do. Momma shark, do, do, do, do. (pause for a bite) Papa shark, do, do, do, do...
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